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goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

June 19, 2014     206,422 notes

casualcissexism:

oliviawhen:

foxadhd:

Pickpocketing

But is it still a misdemeanor if it’s dogs?

that lady can sure fit a lot of pugs in her bag

June 19, 2014     235,735 notes

infinityeverchanging:

lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

it has returned.

June 19, 2014     662,438 notes

lesb1an:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Fun Fact:

The fall was not scripted, Anne actually slipped while filming, although she started laughing they kept with the scene. The director didn’t yell cut because she waved her hand a little (what looked like when she waved at Lily to keep talking) to signal that she wanted to keep filming the shot. The editor eventually chose this shot because he felt it fit Mia’s character a lot more than the scripted shots they had.

how did she not start crying after getting cunt punted that hard.

June 19, 2014     718,499 notes

floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

June 19, 2014     372,776 notes

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

June 18, 2014     955,948 notes

mach712:

little-veganite:

ghoulmask:

catzattackz:

THIS fucking movie.

Hard Candy

ellen page was phenomenal in this role

One of the best movies I have ever or will ever see.

June 18, 2014     52,392 notes

sealfie:

do you ever read the last sentence of a good book and the last words hall in you like a never ending echo and your life stops for a second where you can’t help to stare at the last page before you finally close the book and let all the emotions fade away

June 18, 2014     42,329 notes

oohgaryc:

unamusedsloth:

"Whatcha doin’?"

The trampoline one is my fave.

gary x

June 15, 2014     164,601 notes

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

June 15, 2014     214,303 notes
sweet theme, bro.